The Presidential Family That “Fists?” Together, Stays Together

 

 

WARNING:

If you are drinking anything while watching this YouTube clip, I suggest putting it down before continuing.

So I know most of the viral community across America must have seen this already, if not the viral community then the other half who watches ‘The Soup’ on E!, but apparently one of the Obamas’ most appealing attributes that they bring with them into The White House is the endless amounts of affection they have towards one another. The eye contact. The hand-holding. The kissing. The kissing very close to or even on the lips (oooooooohhhhhh!!!! those nasty Obamas). The Obamas apparently make the Clinton’s and the Kennedy’s look like Puritans on their way to a witch-burning ritual.

But it’s not just their affection mind you, but the splendor of the kink and raunch in the married lives of Chicago politicians. Fisting apparently will always  be the differentiating factor between the presidency of the Obamas and every other presidency in U.S. History. Let us all take in the “Fair” and “Balanced” reporting of Fox News’ editorial journalist ‘The Love Doctor,” Dr. Terri Orbach (by the way has anyone noticed the name Orbach has quite a unique marriage of the words Barack and Obama…..creeeepy).

Apparently, Dr. Orbach believes fisting one another is just as emotional as kissing and touching one another. The punchline is, I think this naive doctor of love has never heard of fisting as a term of pornographic endearment. By fisting, I could only imagine she was referring to the “fist-pumping” one would do at a concert or at a campaign rally. Either way Fist On! Dr. Orbach and Fist On! Barack and Michelle!

Man I can only imagine the Monday morning meeting she must have had with her boss the following day. How does a boss explain to their journalist that she just told the better half of Michigan, and nearly all of the viral communities in America that the way to a happy and successful relationship requires one literally inserting their fist into either one or both of your loved one’s oriphices, because that’s what the Obamas do. Good Luck with that promotion Dr. Orbach.

 

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